I Got Five On It!

Men, what are we doing? We have to figure out our handshakes. I have been exposed to at least 15 different variations just in the last two days alone. We have to have a talk. I'm calling an official League of Men emergency meeting to settle this once and for all.

Watching two guys who guys who aren't on the same page conduct a handshake is like watching a newborn colt try to take its first steps. It's awkward, and just doesn't look right. Therefore, I suggest we limit the secret man handshake to a quick slap and fist bump. Or, if you're greeting an elder statesman or a superior, just a quick handshake will suffice. It's time to tighten it up... who's with me?